FlixChatter Review: The Hitman’s Wife Bodyguard (2021)


It hasn’t been that long ago that The Hitman’s Bodyguard was released in 2017, and I remember it being quite a pleasant surprise despite its inherent silliness. It’s a spoof of the buddy cop action comedy but with two bodyguards forming an unlikely bond of friendship between Michael Bryce (Ryan Reynolds) and Darius Kincaid (Samuel L. Jackson). While it was enjoyable, I hardly think it’s a story worth revisiting but whaddayaknow, we end up getting a sequel/spinoff no one asks for, this time centering on Kincaid’s wife Sonia.


Despite having a ludicrous plot involving an Eastern European dictator (Gary Oldman), the amusing hilarity of the Reynolds-Jackson pairing were enough to keep me engaged with the first movie. Well, the sequel makes the first one seems much more sensible as director Patrick Hughes dials up the screwball comedy factor so far it’s off the chart. The tone is far more slapstick this time around with full on action from start to finish.


At the start of the movie, we see Bryce trying desperately to keep his bodyguard career behind him. His therapist urges him to be on a ‘violence diet’ which includes the no-gun rule, but of course, as soon as he goes on vacation, his past soon catches up with him, literally. The action is always loud, frenetic and violent, and you can practically describe Sonia (Salma Hayek) the same way. She suddenly shows up right in the middle of Bryce’s Greek holiday asking him to help her free Darius who’s taken up by mobsters. The hapless Bryce immediately gets dragged on by the persistent Sonia who does not take no for an answer. On their journey, they end up teaming up with Interpol (Frank Grillo, in his usual intense/angry mode) to help locate a megalomaniac Aristotle Papadopoulos (Antonio Banderas). Papadopoulos is a caricature of a Bond villain meets Onassis meets Liberace who’s hellbent on destroying Europe to avenge Greece for being imposed more sanctions. 


Reynolds’s self-deprecating humor can be charming and he seems to relish being a suffering fool. He’s tossed around so much like a rag doll by his two co-stars it’s cartoonish. I read on IMDb that Hughes deliberately wants to put him through the wringer which explains the amount of suffering he’s put through here. But of course, much like most fantastical heroes like James Bond, John Wick, etc. Bryce seems to be indestructible as well as he survives multiple car crashes (and worse) and come out virtually unscathed.

Though the first one has some slapstick comedy elements, the sequel is pretty much all slapstick screwball stuff that rivals the Hot Shots or Naked Gun franchise. It’s as if the direction for the lead actors are to be as hammy and over the top as possible. It’s pretty typical to see characters insult each other in these types of comedies, but here Jackson and Hayek are downright mean-spirited at times, mostly directed at Reynolds. Just like the first one, wer’re bombarded by a deluge of F-bombs and bullets + explosions. 


They also poke fun at themselves in egregious manner, which can be amusing and off-putting at the same time. Hayek’s obviously proud of her large boobs which are played for laugh so much here, as well as her heavy Mexican accent. She certainly looks amazing and looks to be enjoying herself playing the batshit crazy title character. Fans of Desperado would likely enjoy seeing her reunion with Banderas, though the plot is pretty predictable and farcical.

I think the one truly hilarious bit that actually got the entire theater laughing, which involves Morgan Freeman’s character. To say more about his character will be a major spoiler, but let’s just say he plays an important figure in Bryce’s life. During that scene, I thought how fun would it be to see Kevin Costner’s cameo, as the first movie used that Whitney Houston’s famous ballad I Will Always Love You from the 1992 movie The Bodyguard. Speaking of the cast, there are a bunch of good British actors like Richard E. Grant and Caroline Goodall who are thoroughly wasted which are par the course in a bombastic, big-budget action flick like this one.


The one major highlight for me is the beautiful locations: London, Italy, Croatia… clearly it’s like a free vacation for the cast. I was drooling over the Amalfi Coast scenery… so there’s that escapism factor. Overall though, this movie is pretty much a rehash of the first one, only much dumber with even more senseless violence + raunchy humor. In a way, Bryce’s extremely exasperated reaction to Darius + Sonia’s vulgarity is exactly how I feel about this clichéd + verbose movie. It’s not a long movie but by the end of it, I felt tired from both the non-stop action and the banal plot, which is made worse by a promise of yet another potential sequel [cue eye roll].


Have you seen The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard? I’d love to hear what you think!

14 thoughts on “FlixChatter Review: The Hitman’s Wife Bodyguard (2021)

  1. Ted Saydalavong

    I was going to see it theater sometime next week but the not so great reviews I’ve read, including yours here, I think I’ll just wait till it hits streaming services.

    Funny you mentioned Desperado, I totally forgot about Selma and Antonio reunited. While I enjoy that film, it’s kind of forgettable throughout the years and I haven’t seen it since it opened in theaters back in 1995!

    1. Hey Ted, yeah probably just wait for streaming. I honestly can’t remember what Desperado is about but I think Salma & Antonio had a great chemistry, unlike in this movie.

  2. This slipped by me because of Tribeca..but I will be honest, I didn’t even try to get into a media screening for it or a screener. I liked the first one, but just wasn’t feeling it this time around. it happens. ha!

    1. Hey Peggy, somehow I missed your comment. I wouldn’t have seen this if I hadn’t gotten a free screener at the theater. I had missed going to the movies so much and y’know what, I was still entertained even though it was such a dumb movie, ahah.

  3. I felt very much the same as you, Ruth! The slapstick comedy was really well done but the lazy plot and action sequences weren’t enough to keep me interested for the whole movie. I love Ryan Reynolds though, so I’ll be there for the inevitable third movie…!

    1. I feel like they could still have a decent plot but then again the writer doesn’t really have a good track record. But the cast still makes it a fun watch, the scene w/ Morgan Freeman had me in stitches. I kinda feel bad for Reynolds for being tossed around like a rag doll!

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  6. Tom

    Couldn’t agree more Ruth. This movie annoyed me so much.

    It really did feel at a point that Team Jackson/Hayek were being more obnoxious than they needed to be. The director’s only cue was to just go big, and then go bigger than that.

    1. Hey Tom, long time no ‘see’… hope all is well!

      Yeah, the vulgarity of Jackson/Hayek got more and more irritating and the way they kept torturing Reynolds’ character get less and less funny by the end. Such a total waste of talents and resources all around.

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